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Dreamed I Had A Solar Powered Skateboard In My Car And I Sold Life Insurance

I dreamed that I had a solar powered skateboard in my car, just in case I ran out of range for my electric car. I would take it out and skate with it to find another charging station if that one had too many cars on it, or for any other reason. After Googling this I found out solar powered skateboards really do exist and they work fine!

Solar Skateboard made by 10XBeta.

Then I dreamed I was taking calls for some woman in her house and she wanted me to sell life insurance. She looked like Sophie Lennon in the show, “The Marvelous Mrs. Mazel.” She had that same mansion too. I could either take a call to sell real estate or life insurance and this was a life insurance call so I said yes to sell to the caller so I’d make some money, since I was only on commission and didn’t have another job. Otherwise I could go home, I assume, in my car or solar powered skateboard. Then, I woke up.

Dreamed I Was In Canada

I landed at the airport. I thought I was in Paris at first and then I was trying to cross a busy street with alot of trucks and cars. All of a sudden, the cars were gone so I crossed the street and walked through pine trees that touched my face, to a bar where a guy was smoking and I didn’t like that, so I left the bar and I think I heard Karen Carpenter singing, “I’m So Glad I Live In Canada.” And then I woke up, realizing that she died along time ago, and maybe this was a hint that I should move to Canada, because the US will get hotter from climate change.

Dreamed I Was Picked To Pitch A Movie Idea To Spielberg and Sail to France

I dreamed I went to an office to pitch a movie and I was second in line. So another guy was ahead of me. He pitched his movie idea and then they called on me to pitch to Spielberg but I wasn’t really ready so I told them I would be ready tomorrow so they let me come back tomorrow, in 24 hours.

Then I dreamed that I was in a meetup group for people who liked to sail. Some of them were from Orange County or Cerritos. I was a little scared to go cause it was a long trip and I might get seasick. There was a test and only a few people could pass the test and go. I took the test, which involved typing with blocks, and sometimes typing in German or French. I didn’t think I did that well, but when the time came to who was to be on the trip, they announced my name Jordan Schaffner and I was picked to be first mate or third on the old sailing ship. I felt very elated. Many of my fears of going faded away. I felt great when I woke up because of both of those fun dreams that tested me.

Clipper Ship Sailing To France In My Dream

Dreamed That Andy Samberg Invited Me To His Party

It was going to be a fun, fancy part, bachelor party like I saw on Mad Men last night, and he sent me an embossed invitation. I felt like I could go to it but should I?

Dreamed That I Had 2 Sales Jobs

One had a salary and the other was on commission. I decided I really wanted to work the salary job more and then there was a big delicious colorful plate that the employer brought out. So I loved eating it.

A Fruit Plate From My Dream

Dreamed That I Was Working On The Set, Handing Out Surface Pro Computers To Everyone

At first, I was in a library and some woman with long black hair was supervising me. Then she told me go downstairs and hand out envelopes to employees who won Surface Pro computers. I was handing out the envelopes and the computers to people when one Asian guy didn’t want one so I decided to take it for myself. I felt a little funny because I didn’t really win one. But I felt I deserved it because my old one is broken at home. So I got it and felt thrilled about having a new one when I woke up.

Dreamed That A Family Member Carjacked Me Twice For $100

I dreamed that Cary or someone else in my family told me they had a job for me. So I went to their employment agency and the lady who had the job said I had to pay $100 to get the job. So I told my family about this and Cary or somebody else in the family loaned me a hundred dollars and a Jaguar or other fancy car to get to work. I got to work and gave them the hundred dollars and they hired me. Then I was at a gas station in the car, getting gas, probably after work and somebody else, a car jacker, got on the car and asked me for a hundred dollars. At first, he asks nicely. Then, he seizes on the open hood of the car and won’t let go of the hood, till I pay him. But I explained to him that this is not my car cause I just started a job, so he lets me go. I found out at home, he was a part of my family. When I’m at home, Cary or somebody else in the family loans me a Rolls Royce to get to work this time. And again at that same gas station, that guy appears friendly at first, but then he seizes on the open hood of the vehicle again and won’t let go till I pay him $100. I’m not sure, but I think I said the same thing as before, but somehow I got home again and realized the carjacker was a family member so I asked the family who the carjacker was. They kind of laughed knowingly but wouldn’t tell who he was so I didn’t find out . Then, I woke up.

Dreamed I Drove To Freedom, CA

I was only supposed to go to Pacific Beach but somehow I ended up in Freedom, CA near Santa Cruz, CA. I needed  to charge up my car so I looked around and didn’t know where the chargers were so  I thought I accidentally passed a sign with one. I went back to it and it said change instead of charger. Carol thought I could just plug into the wall anywhere  and told me to keep on going but I couldn’t.  I could only do that if people let me. Then I woke up.

I had another dream  that Orangena the cat was in a plastic bag and she was resting in there until I saw a bug that I thought she might eat. I put the bug near her, and sure enough, she came out of the bag to eat the bug, which was a small white looking spider or scorpion. Then, I saw inside her mouth an ancient cave dating back to big cats she was related to, like lions and tigers. Then there was an audience clapping, like from the Colbert show or another show and I woke up again to start my day, pondering about this dream.

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The Open Mouth of Feline History In My Dream.

Dreamed About 3 Women’s Bathrooms In The Mall

I dreamed there were three women bathrooms and I couldn’t find the men’s room, so I went into the women’s room and asked a woman if I could use it “She smiled and said, I don’t mind. So I sat down out in the open because there were no stalls but then another woman came by and objected, made a disgusted face at me and I explained to her about the lack of men’s rooms in the mall and then I woke up, remembering that they make almost everything for women in the malls because they buy most of the stuff, even if some of guys give them the money sometimes. Shouldn’t we have more all gender restrooms everywhere?

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Vaccinated Birthday Celebrations

We put Pfizer and Moderna vaccines to the test by going to this crowded Corvette Diner and the rockin’ Redwing karaoke bar yesterday for my Birthday Celebration. Went to Redwing last week too, to sing. Feel great! No Covid so far for us, just applause!

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