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These Kids Need A Skatepark

 

 

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Dead Bird In The Gutter They Were Jumping Over

On a lazy Saturday afternoon, I saw a bunch of these young guys hanging around the San Diego Marine Embarcadero Park  near the Star of India, watching another guy jump his bicycle over an open gutter with a dead bird they said they put in it. It seemed like such a shame that these guys have nothing else to do except create  what they joked about was  “hepatitis water.” Not to mention how cruel it is for the poor dead bird and unsafe for the kids.  Is this creativity or chaos? Shouldn’t the city do something?

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Downtown San Diego Holiday Bowl Parade

I got up early New Years eve Morning to see the balloon parade. I’ve always wanted to see it so this year I didn’t miss it. It took me awhile but I finally found a place to park where I shouldn’t have, but unknowingly it became a fantastic view where the balloons all went to deflate.

Here’s my imaginary San Diego family.

Here’s a not so Kosher pig.

Thought I was dreaming when I saw this T-Rex floating down the street.

 

This must have been that worm in my tequila.

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Went downtown early this New Year's Eve morning and was lucky enough to park where I shouldn't to get these great shots of our San Diego balloon parade.  It brings out the child in me and is a smaller version of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day. It was fun!

Is there a need to fear?

This is my favorite shot. Kind of surreal.

This guy was with other people who had devil masks. It was kinda scary.

As you can see, he had a devil on his pants.

Now the only question is… are you old enough for…Granny Goose?

I thought the parade was over when this space shuttle balloon came by. This was the last float. Then I drove away in time so I didn’t get a parking ticket. Happy New Year!

Should Unruly Children Be On Leashes?

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We’ve all seen it. You’re at a public place, usually enjoying an entertainment event when a parent walks by with a child on a leash.  It’s a little shocking to see at first, but then you reason that the child could get away and the parents would be liable, not to mention missing them. The “leash” in the picture above isn’t too bad. I’ve seen others that look like they belong on a precious pooch instead. I don’t have children, but how do you feel about unruly children on leashes? What would you do if you had one or saw one?

Sloane’s Ice Cream Parlor Novelties         

At the San Diego UTC Mall, there’s an ice cream store called Sloane’s Ice Cream Parlor.  They have the most interesting novelties. They include comical solutions to life’s most complex problems including how to understand your mother, enjoy exercising, talk to your cat, etc.


And then there are the socks.” I love my job ha ha, just kidding”, “I hate everyone,” and others.There’s fake dog poop that’s a spare key hiding spot, the crazy cat lady action figure, which comes with 6 plastic cats,

Of course,there’s also that good old fashioned random bag of crap.  As crazy as these things are, I imagine they come with a pretty high price tag. After all, the La Jolla UTC is not cheap. Sloane’s ice cream is very high quality, and so are these laughs, so if you’re looking for unique gag gifts, this is the place to go.

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Nose Candy @ Point Loma AM/PM

I went to a seedy AM/PM in Point Loma, a seaside area of San Diego that has both rich & poor people. The cellphone photo is not the best because it was taken at night but I saw this poster for some kind of weird wax toy that has a straw coming out of colored noses.    Apparently, the child who plays with this toy is supposed to pick which color nose he/she wants to suck their drink out of. Lovely.   20160619_220940

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What Kind Of Bird Is This?

I went down to Humphrey’s By the Bay here on San Diego’s Shelter Island,  and this funny looking bird was on the restroom roof. It was hanging out with the pelicans. So what’s the name of this birdie?

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Spring Solar Greetings!

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Here’s my newest sample for my portfolio of my Photoshop skills, designed to brighten up my office where I currently market solar energy for Sunrun. I’ve got another one coming out for Passover in my next blog post.

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Have A Kinks Xmas!

Enjoy “Father Christmas” by the Kinks

Santa Clones

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Since I’m Jewish, when I was a child, my parents told me Santa was fake.  I went to school and told all the other kids he was fake too! Boy was I on the naughty list after that! I had to go to the principal’s office and he met with my parents.  The principal told me that even if he wasn’t real, it’s not nice to tell the other kids.  I cried and apologized, but now I can’t help telling the truth and these pictures  of multiple Santas in an Ocean Beach bar prove it.

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Hannukah Finger Puppets

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We went to see the giant Hannukah menorah at a shopping center but couldn’t find it cause it moved to a new location.

When I got home, I was about to light the menorah that my Mom gave me, but my girlfriend moved it and I couldn’t find it.  It had a lot of melted wax on it. So she thought it was a mess and I feared she might have thrown it out. When I asked her about it, she didn’t remember where she put it.

So we drove around trying to get a new one.  Target ran out, and so did Ralph’s grocery store. This was already the 2nd day of Hannukah, so I really wanted one.  We tried CVS and they didn’t have one either.  As a last ditch effort, since we didn’t want to go to a far away synagogue on a weekday that was probably closed, we went to Party City and this is where we saw this cute finger puppet menorah. I snapped the picture of what she called a “baby toy” but I thought it was really cool.

Later when I came home, a Hanukkah miracle occurred! I found our menorah in a kitchen cupboard.  Now if I can only find Hannukah candles!

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