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Dreamed About Dried Rice and Fried Squid
December 20, 2020
Dreamed that I decided to give my electric car a full fast charge. So I went to an EVgo station because I’m rich enough now, so $15 isn’t that bad anymore for a charge. Then found myself near a Japanese restaurant, possibly at Mount Fuji in Japan. I sat down at a table and someone started singing this old Harry Kari song, from Dr. Demento, “Twas in Yokohama, I met this hot momma, she was serving me breakfast of radishes, octopus, fried rice and dried squid.”
Then I saw a geisha girl and the dream ended. My car is Japanese, it’s a Nissan Leaf after all.
After waking up to pee, then I had another dream that I met this girl and she was a little thick but cute. After talking a little, we kissed. Her small lips felt great on mine and I felt her tits and ass too. She liked that. Then we decided to go to my car to fool around more since I had a condom and she agreed. There were too many of my current girlfriends’ Carol’s things in the backseat so we decided to go back to my place and Carol didn’t even notice us, even though she was there. I felt bad cause I kissed that gal and thought we should have been wearing masks or we could get Covid, even though there’s a vaccine. I started to get it up for her and the dream ended.
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Dreamed About Dinosaurs and Rockets
December 6, 2020
I guess they were toys I had when I was a kid. Then the scene changed where I was an adult dating this beautiful nude red haired woman who wanted to go to this fancy burger place, like burger cake or something, but I don’t like burgers. I liked her so I went anyway. Then she wanted to stand up in the cold street for a long time with her girlfriend. I still like her but I got tired of standing up so I left.
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Dreamed that My Car Was Admired
December 1, 2020
by some women. But they were really admiring my old car. Not the electric car I have now. They said I love those Toyota Celica Supras, a car I used to own, as I went in my car, the Nissan Leaf, I thought they might admire me too but they didn’t think much of the way I looked either, with my trenchcoat, hat and glasses. They probably only admired the old me when I was younger instead.
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Dreamed About A Chipmunk That Made A Wheel Go Around
November 25, 2020
So the chipmunk was in a gear box that I found in a bush and seemed to enjoy being there. Then I took it out of the bush and put it in my car. And my Dad was there with me who passed on. And felt sorry for the chipmunk. I did too but I wanted to make a video of it and take pictures of it. So I held up my phone to it but it didn’t seem like the phone was working cause the battery died and Dad didn’t want me to take the pictures but I tried anyway. Then I noticed that some cop cars were near us so we thought maybe we should give it to the cops even though it might be more fun to hold onto it and take care of it better ourselves but there was a fire truck next to the police cars so we thought we should give it to the firemen instead cause they take better care of animals so we were happy with that and we did. Then, I woke up. Wanna get a better sleep? https://www.dreamcloudsleep.com/mattress
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3 Dreams In 1 night
November 14, 2020
I dreamed I was in the elevator here to my apartment and met two women there. One had kids and the other didn’t. The one with kids had her apartment number showing. I think it was 407. I decided to go up to the 4th floor there to find them. The first one I couldn’t remember what the number was and the 2nd one, 407 wasn’t where it should have been. There was a farmer’s market there instead so I gave up.
Then the next dream was that I met a filmmaker who wanted me to help him make a film for 12 or 13 thousand dollars. He showed me the budget and I thought it was too cheap. Plus he wanted me to travel to Orange county and couldn’t pay me yet. So I said no.
Then the dream changed to where I meet my Mom and Dad, (but Dad passed away a few years ago ) at the county fair. I feel so surprised to see my Mom, who gives me a big hug. cause now she lives in Israel. She said she couldn’t get a flight anywhere else and we both agree that it’s beautiful here. Then I see Dad and I say to him, I must be dreaming if you’re here. I realize I am and I wake up.
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Tesla Dream
November 9, 2020
Dreamed that we had a Tesla and didn’t know where to charge it near Mission Bay so I drove back home and met Elon Musk. He was mad at me because I borrowed the neighbor’s Tesla and he said I owed the neighbor money for the rental of the Tesla so I should pay him but Elon was in a hurry and had to get to the airport. I initially wanted to ask him where the charging stations were but instead he frowned and told me to pay the neighbor. I sort of agreed that I would and the dream ended.
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Better Than Vaccines!
October 5, 2020
Why Isn’t This All Over The News?
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Halloween Robot!
September 27, 2020
One man’s secret to a socially distant Halloween: A robot who’ll deliver candy to trick-or-treaters
Megan JohnsonSun, September 27, 2020, 2:11 PM PDT·4 mins read
Luke Keyes has always loved Halloween. Every year, the software engineer and his wife create a haunted science lab in their garage for the kids in their North Austin neighborhood to explore. But, wanting to encourage social distancing this year, Keyes decided to scrap those plans and focus on a back-up: a candy-delivering robot.
“COVID is very real to us. We actually know of one person that passed away during the beginning, and the person that she lived with — he has permanent heart damage from it,” Keyes told Yahoo Life. “It’s very real to us.”
Keyes also has a lung condition of his own, and didn’t want to do anything that would encourage unsafe behavior.
“I’m comprised. I know it’s very real and I don’t want to get it, and condone or encourage others to spread it. But I feel bad because [the science lab] has finally grown to where the neighborhood kids will see me and ask about it,” says Keyes. “So I was like, OK, what can we do?”
A longtime robotics enthusiast, Keyes began building his robot, Arty, eight years ago out of Lego bricks and a Roomba. (Arty’s name is derived from the acronym for “Robot Test.”)
“I’m an ‘80s kid. In the ‘80s, robots were everywhere. They were in every movie,” said Keyes. “So when I was growing up, I just saw robots. Any time my parents would buy me a toy with a motor in it, they’d get so upset because I would take it apart and be like, I’m building a robot!”
There have been several changes to Arty over the years, but the robot now measures nearly 6 feet tall. He’s constructed out of a Balder power wheelchair that someone left in a boat shed, several cameras and a lot of wood. Keyes controls the robot, which he estimates weighs over 300 pounds, with an Xbox controller.
About a month ago, Keyes realized he could put Arty to use this Halloween season in an effort to promote safe trick-or-treating.
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