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Naked Skydiving Now Available @ Mira Mesa Barnes and Noble

After talking to Cameron, the head cashier at Barnes & Noble, he agreed to carry a few copies of my autobiographical novel, “Naked Skydiving,” the story of a dream interpreter, traveling throughout west coast before 9-11.

There might also be an open reading at this Barnes & Noble near the 15 freeway on Mira Mesa Blvd this Wednesday night and I’ll read a little from the book and maybe some new work. You can read your own work too! Check back to this blog for details, all thanks to Cameron and the new management at Barnes & Noble. “Naked Skydiving” is available in the fiction section under the S’s for Schaffner, my last name. If I see you in the store, I’ll autograph your copy! Next, I’ll be working to get the book in every Barnes & Noble

 

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Volcanic Terrarium Dream

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I dreamed that my old Adobe Premiere Pro video editing teacher created a terrarium with plants, and water and perhaps a lizard in it. But it was different than other terrarium with glass domes over them, because it had volcanic flames shooting up from craters inside it. Then they threw this guy who was accused of terrorism in there too. It was weird, and that was the end of the dream.

Since the unconscious likes to play with words, I thought about this and made a parallel between terrarium and terrorism. The words are spelled very similar, but it felt like a frightening dream at the time I experienced it, because of the terrorist being burned up and tortured in the volcanic terrarium.

Bikini Atoll Dream

 

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A SURREAL FANTASY ABOUT THE ISLAND OF BIKINI ATOLL

Dreamed a few nights ago that I was telemarketing again like I used to for the Welk Resort, and then they needed somebody to write articles.  I thought they picked me to do it but I was in a school like UCLA that had rabbis studying and I had my friend’s phone.  It rang so I tried to call her but she of course couldn’t answer cause I had her phone. I wanted her and her friends to know that I had gone and seen the beautiful blue waters of Bikini Atoll, with smoke coming out of its crater.  I called again and finally got ahold of them and asked them to meet me there. They agreed

This dream mirrors the phases in my life from telemarketer to reporter to student to relationships to explorer of a beautiful but deadly paradise, Bikini Atoll, where the first atomic bomb was tested, which made the whole island so radioactive, that all the natives had to be relocated. Yet, it is still reported to be a beautiful place for scuba diving and finding hidden sunken treasures.  It also reminds me of the cover of my book,” Naked Skydiving,” with its blue and green island on the front of the book. Maybe this dream explains the explosive improvement in sales of my “Naked Skydiving novel that I’m experiencing lately. Creating and living just from your writing or art can be dangerous but beautiful, and with God’s help and my friends, that’s what I’m experiencing now. The book’s price has also gone up, on Amazon. It originally sells for $18.95, yet I saw one Amazon retailer reselling an autograph copy I signed, for $50.00!  Pretty cool and exciting!  You can still order your copy for $18.95 on www.iuniverse.com or if you meet me somewhere in San Diego, I’ll be happy to autograph it for you in person and it’ll still be only $18.95.

 

 

 

 

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Dreamed I Got Invited To Jon Stewart’s Daily Show

Last night, I dreamed I got invited to Jon Stewart’s Daily Show!  I didn’t know exactly why I was invited, whether it was to be in the audience or be a guest, or because I won a contest.  I got on a plane, walked through, and for some reason, I was told the show was being taped in Colorado.  So that’s where I flew.  I got off the plane, went through a tin can like cavern and didn’t know where to find the show.  Then I figured since it was in Colorado, maybe it was in a mountain.  I started to feel lost, and then there was some writing scrawled on the rocks with an arrow pointing to the Daily Show.  I followed it a short way and entered the mountain studio.  It was the usual familiar set, and I felt like I knew some of the stars and other people were there from San Diego, including a local actor I know on Facebook, named Butch Dye or was it that famous guy he reminds me of ?  Anyway,  I woke up after this dream feeling victorious and excited.  Maybe Stewart read one of my articles in eastcountymagazine.org about abused kids or other news or my novel, “Naked Skydiving,” and this was finally  my chance to be famous or recognized for my work as a writer.  It felt great!

Naked Skydiving At The La Jolla Israeli Festival Today!

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If you see me around San Diego, ask me to sign your copy of my original comedy novel, “Naked Skydiving!”  Get your copy for only $18.95 Cash, Credit Cards, and checks accepted or get the ebook on iuniverse.com. Get a $1.00 off the paperback when you mention you saw it here 1st on YOUtopiamedia.com!

Movie Star Dream

I dreamed that I was volunteering for this movie production company and I didn’t feel it was worth it, until this famous female star starts talking to me.  Not sure if it was Karen Black,

or Meg Ryan or one of the other screen icons I grew up with.  She was very nice and made conversation with me.  She told me to give her my contact information and she would call me about a project.  I felt pretty excited that it could happen.  It felt really cool.  I remember meeting Karen Black at a little theater performance in Carmel, CA for a moment backstage but we never really spoke.  This dream is like an extension of my thoughts of what I would have said if I wasn’t so shy and she had reached out to me as she did in this dream.

Cyber Monday @ YOUtopiamedia!

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Graphic Design Cyber Monday Sale

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35% Commission Rebate On Any San Diego Property Agreement Signed Today Only

People ask me sometimes what I do.  Since my talents are diverse, I figure cyber Monday is a chance to showcase them. There are 3 things I’m offering this cyber Monday.  As you can see on YOUtopiamedia.com, and on my LinkedIn profile, I am an Adobe certified graphic designer.  If you need graphic design for your company, or for your personal holiday needs for today only,  my prices will be 33% lower than your favorite competing designer online.

I also am a San Diego real estate agent, and today only I will give a 35% rebate on my commission at the close of escrow, whether you want to buy or sell residential property, as long as you sign a listing or a buyer broker agreement with me today.

For people on your list who still like to read books,  I also am offering,  a great special on my autobiographical novel, “Naked Skydiving,” which is about the personal life of a dream interpreter, travelling across the west coast, before 9-11.  The paperback normally sells for $18.95 plus tax, today only, I’m selling it for $15.95.  I would sell it for less, but I have to pay the publisher $12.00 a book.  If you want the ebook, it is a low $3.99 and you just need to buy it from my publisher, iuniverse.com.  So these are the deals.  Enjoy!  If you want further info, just call youtopiamedia, at 619-346-9433,  or email us @ youtopiamedia@gmail.com.

Career Help From Dreams

I had a dream last night that a colorful bird was in the condo here by the window.   It was one of those beautiful little love birds.  Then I went to a garage somewhere and there were more of them.  I tried to chase them away by picking them up cause there were too many of them.  It ran away, fluttering it’s wings in fear.  The scene changed where I was lost in San Francisco on foot and a GPS was guiding me.  I didn’t know what to do, since the GPS wasn’t right, when someone I recognized from my

Birds As Dream Messangers

Birds As Dream Messengers

school said “We have to help him.” I felt relieved that career help was coming into my life.  Have you had an insightful dream about your career?  Please share!

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Britney Spears Almost Gets Poisoned At The Oscars Dream

I dreamed last night that I was with a female friend and we were at the Oscars. We met Britney Spears who liked me, so the three of us were all hanging out together and the female friend was jealous so she baked some muffins and put poison in Britney’s muffin. Britney tasted it and said she didn’t like it, but she was OKay. Then she asked me to go for a ride in her car so we went cruising together. The dream ended. Perhaps this dream is about the good and the bad and the shadow within myself, as Jung calls it.

Oscar Dream

Oscar Dream

Is This Really Britney At The Oscars
Or Just In My Dreams?

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“Naked Skydiving,” Fire Eaters, Past and Present

J7,the “Naked Skydiving” promoter and fire eater, dances and does the splits at the recent downtown San Diego,CA  “Eat the Peach!” Show.  She reminds me of another fireeater in my novel, “Naked Skydiving” named Athaedra.  She is mentioned in chapters 4 and 5. “Naked Skydiving” is available at iuniverse.com in paperback and ebook for all ereaders.

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